EIGHT CARDS ARE SHOWN TO BE ALL DIFFERENT.

A MINIATURE CARD IS PLACED ASIDE, FACE DOWN, AS A PREDICTION. A SPECTATOR HAS A COMPLETELY FREE CHOICE OF ONE OF THE EIGHT CARDS. STILL, WHEN THE PREDICTION CARD IS SHOWN, IT IS SEEN TO BE A PERFECT MATCH!
 
NO ROUGH AND SMOOTH
NO LAPPING
NO FAKE CARDS
NO THREADS
NO MIRRORS
NO SPRINGS
NO PEANUT BUTTER
NO VEMBER
NO CAMERAS ALLOWED
NO SOAP, RADIO
NO FORCING
NO PALMING
NO SLEIGHTS
NO ELASTICS
NO WIRES
NO PULLS
NO JELLY
NO MALASKA
NO LEFT TURN
NO KIDDING